Diary of Stupidity

I've decided that I'm going to write a book.  There have been so many crazy stories from the restaurant lately that I really think there's market value involved.  It'll be a chronicle of ridiculous behavior, questions, and comments, courtesy of the crazy people who frequent the restaurant.

I'm going to call it "What's My Face Doing?" because sometimes you never know what your facial reaction is doing when someone does something stupid.

Now all I need is a publisher.